Anal testing for Covid!

 

    A virus with a 95% plus survival rate requires mass testing via nasal swabs that jam one's brain. Now, China has found a much more accurate way to test for Covid: 

China is enforcing strict new measures, including anal swab testing, as COVID-19 cases surge ahead of Lunar New Year, a time of high travel for the country.

Groups deemed necessary for "close monitoring", including international arrivals, are being subjected to four tests — a nasal swab, a throat swab, a blood test and an anal swab.

"Applying extra anal swabs can improve the detection rate of infection and reduce missed diagnosis," Li Tongzeng, associate director of respiratory and infectious diseases at Beijing's You'an Hospital, told state broadcaster Central Chinese Television (CCTV).

Douyacai, a student returning from South Korea, had her anal swab in Beijing on her 14th day of quarantine. 

She wrote that the test was carried out by medical personnel with two swabs.

"Just endless shame. No other feelings. Good luck," Douyacai wrote.

 

Winny, a student based in Australia, said she received an anal swab while in quarantine in the city of Guangzhou.

She wrote on her blog that the test was administered on her 12th day of quarantine in addition to an oral swab and she encouraged others to cooperate with medical staff. 

"I'm not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here with all the anal swabs," Dr Sanjaya Senanayake, an infectious diseases expert at the Australian National University, told the ABC.

"Obviously, from a compliance point of view, certainly people would obviously prefer the respiratory swab to the rectal or anal swab

        This is coming to America. Biden's administration has already changed the way tests are conducted to achieve great accuracy. It's only a matter of time until we are told that double mask and swabs in butts will help slow the spread. The easiest way to combat this nonsense is to refuse their offer.